I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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