i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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