I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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