So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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