Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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