is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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