We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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