no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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