Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you would pick up someone in the library
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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