Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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