is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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