did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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