We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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