dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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