Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
