if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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