i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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