he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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