Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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