I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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