dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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