Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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