i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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