at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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