If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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