Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
it was like his penis was on wheels.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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