Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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