whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
