yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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