That's intense
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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