I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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