U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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