Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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