thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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