Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't think brook has ever known best
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
As shirtless as possible
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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