When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
birth control should be required to get into college
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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