Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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