do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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