i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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