its not stalking. its research.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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