What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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