i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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