the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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