Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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