5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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