I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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