after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We don't watch enough power rangers
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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