I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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