she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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