just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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