whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
