Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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