Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This girl is more easily done than said...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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