Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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