Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
don't judge my taste in strippers
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
